#902: Mental Killness

Skater

What is the inspiration behind your derby name? Crazy? I was crazy once! They locked me in a padded room. I liked it there. I died there. They buried me where the flowers grew. Two grew up, one grew down. They tickled my nose! It drove me CRAZY! Crazy? I was crazy once…

Best thing about roller derby? When I escaped the mental asylum, I knew they’d never look for me on a derby track! Who would think to look for an insane person on a derby team?!

What do you do outside of derby? Outside of derby, I do my best to appear normal (whatever that means). This includes staring awkwardly at you and standing in your personal space without realizing I am making you feel uncomfortable. I also say things… strange things… because I am intrigued by your facial expressions. Also, I don’t want to brag, but I am a marathon napper and would definitely come in first place if it were an Olympic sport.

Derby Wife: Raggedy Clam

#902: Mental Killness